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Suicide bomber to sue Afghan Life & Trust for not granting him life insurance - A suicide bomber in Kabul is suing an Afghan Life Assurance company for discrimination because they wouldn’t allow him to take out a policy with them. Rupert Al Shebaat (pictured) (name changed to protect his identity) claims that he is...
13 reasons whyfor I’m voting Donald Trump for Persident - He’s got a purty mouth and he’s always grinnin’ like a possum shittin’ peach seeds He knows what how ta treat a gal – if you sees one you like go and grab it ...
TED Talk ends in a riot as one ignorant savage refuses to partake of the standing ovation. - There were chaotic scenes this afternoon in The Banff Centre in Banff, Alberta when the actions of one audience member enraged the entire auditorium. The Canadian crowd, famous for their passive and peaceful ways, were justifiably outraged by this man,...
Irish Civil Defence College Weekly Timetable - Irish Civil Defence College Modules- Getting a car out of the mud using a big bunch of lads standing around- Rescuing a cat from up a tree using a broom handle and a black sack- Dingi blowing up- Bringing a...
Compensation and chicks for free - Are you a fat, lazy bastard who thinks he deserves to get money for nothing? Have you recently been in a situation where you could claim to have been injured in an accident at work (the dole office) or at...
Science V Religion: This time it’s personal - Cameras flashed and microphones readied themselves yesterday as Science held a press conference to apologise for making one of the biggest mistakes of his career. It seems that the claims he made about the size of the universe have been...
Philanthropist’s Philanthropy Failed to Fuel Fading Vanity - Large-scale food security project in Africa brought to abrupt halt due to lack of gratitude from beneficiaries. Philanthropist Edgar Mooney has terminated a $5 million banana plantation project just three months after its launch in response to an unprecedented lack...
WWE presents Chess: Anderssen V Kieseritsky - Welcome sports fans to this epic battle of wits and war. We are at capacity here at the Garden as Adolf “the animal” Anderssen squares off against Lionel “Unlicensed” Adalbert Bagration Felix Kieseritsky. I am joined, as always, by my...
Not quite cool enough guy embarrasses everybody by addressing someone who wasn’t his sibling as ‘Brother’. - We all have non-committal words which we use to address friends at the end of a sentence, the classics being ‘mate’, ‘dude’, ‘pal’ and if you’re a little older ‘buddy’. People from New York have been known to use...
Fair Trade, Dude. - Fair Trade have finally succumbed to political pressure and granted certificates to the suppliers of marijuana to the four US states in which it has been legalised. The regulated suppliers have been repeatedly under priced by the illegal trade, which...

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Science V Religion: This time it’s personal

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